Joke About “Scandal” and Hillary Clinton

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Cast of “Scandal” gets behind Hillary Clinton

Punch Line: And the cast of “The Walking Dead” is getting behind Bernie Sanders.

Writer: Lefty Elefteriadis

Joe’s analysis of the joke

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