Tag: McDonald’s
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Joke About McDonald’s in Russia
The joke: Today McDonald’s said it’s closing all its restaurants in Russia because of Ukraine. Is that a good idea? If McDonald’s really wants to hurt the Russians it should open up more restaurants, hand out free artery-clogging fries and Big Macs, attack the Russians from the inside. How I wrote it: Russia’s invasion of…
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Joke About Exercise Bikes in McDonald’s
The joke: McDonald’s in China is testing exercise bikes that customers can ride while they eat, to stay healthier. Experts say the idea of staying healthy while eating at McDonald’s is perfect for customers who are McDelusional. How I wrote it: The original news story focused mainly on how McDonald’s in China wants the exercise…
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Joke About an Attack on McDonald’s
Setup: Man Attacks Golden Arches at McDonald’s say Police Punch Line: Authorities charged him with a McDemeanor. Writer: Seamus Kirst Joe’s analysis of the joke