Tag: Trump
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Joke About Trump and Wine Day
The joke: Today is National Wine Day. To mark the occasion, congressional Democrats sent over to President Trump a Subpoena Grigio. How I wrote it: The topic caught my eye because the handle “wine” has a lot of associations that can be used to create punch lines. The other possible handle in the topic is…
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Joke About Trump and Mother’s Day
The joke: It’s Mother’s Day. But President Trump told Melania he couldn’t give her a card because the IRS is auditing it. How I wrote it: The topic of Mother’s Day drew my focus because holidays tend to have lots of associations that can be used to create punch lines. To write this joke I…
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Joke About Trump’s Super Bowl Ring
Setup: Trump hasn’t disclosed 5.1-karat Super Bowl ring gifted by Patriots Punch Line: He claims no wrongdoing, citing the Patriot Act. Writer: Hannah Spirrison Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Trump Attacking Amazon
Setup: Trump Attacks Amazon, Saying It Does Not Pay Enough Taxes Punch Line: And if Donald Trump knows anything about anything, it’s about not paying enough taxes. Writer: Nicholas Zike Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Abstinence-Only Education
Setup: Amid stories of Trump’s alleged past sexual activity, admin focuses on abstinence-only education Punch Line: This abstinence presentation contains graphic photos of Trump having sex and is proven 100% effective. Writer: Catt Crawford Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Trump and Dolly Parton
Setup: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin Take a Shot at Trump at the Emmys Punch Line: Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9’s to 5’s. Sad! Writer: Robb Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Johnny Depp and Trump
Setup: Johnny Depp asks: “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?” Punch Line: I’m not sure but I do know the last time an actor assassinated the role of Willy Wonka. Writer: Eric Eldridge Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Trump’s Taxes
Setup: Report: Trump’s 2005 Taxes Revealed Punch Line: I can’t believe he claimed every illegal immigrant as a dependent. Writer: Ben E. Bram Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Celebrities at the Inauguration
Setup: Trump to Ainsley Earhardt: “I Don’t Want Celebs at Inauguration, I Want the People” Punch Line: “Then do I have the band for you!” said the manager of 3 Doors Down. Writer: Matt Neimark Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Trump’s Debate Microphone
Setup: Trump Claims He Lost Debate; Blames His Microphone Punch Line: He was correct in blaming his microphone. It picked up everything that he said. Writer: Paolo Busignani Joe’s analysis of the joke