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Joe Toplyn 20 hours ago

Students in one Illinois district are forbidden from wearing pajamas while taking online classes. Officials say that wearing pajamas makes it harder for the students to focus on pretending to learn.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

A new report says that the food packaging used at McDonald's and Burger King may contain toxic chemicals. The good news is, their customers are immune because the chemicals can't get through their clogged arteries.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Cheetos is coming out with Cheetos-flavored mac and cheese. Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese will come in three flavors: Bold & Cheesy, Flamin’ Hot, and I Don't Care What I Put in My Body.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

The Indianapolis Motor Speedway won't allow fans at the Indianapolis 500 this year because of Covid-19. They're taking it pretty seriously. To show the race is over, they'll wave a checkered face mask.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

On the FDA's list of over 100 dangerous hand sanitizers is Hello Kitty Hand Sanitizer. According to the FDA, the toxic methanol in it could make you say "Goodbye, Kitty."

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

This joke about National Lipstick Day...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/33j1Fcp

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

President Trump said he plans to ban the social media platform TikTok from the United States. He said that anybody who wants to waste their time looking at weird little things online can just read his tweets.