September 2017 – Joe Toplyn

Joke About Trump and Dolly Parton

Posted on September 26, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin Take a Shot at Trump at the Emmys

Punch Line: Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9’s to 5’s. Sad!

Writer: Robb

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Joke About Hillary Clinton’s New Book

Posted on September 18, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: One-star reviews of Hillary Clinton’s “What Happened” disappear on Amazon

Punch Line: They’re not missing. They’re just displayed on a private server.

Writer: Antoinette Scherer

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Joke About the “Doomsday Clock”

Posted on September 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Doomsday clock” scientists use to predict disaster scarily close to midnight

Punch Line: Don’t fret, in the fall you set back your disaster clocks a disaster hour.

Writer: Charlie Currie

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Joke About Dog Biscuits for Lunch

Posted on September 6, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Mum accidentally fed her kids pet food after she filled their school lunch box with dog biscuits.

Punch Line: That was for lunch. For dinner they ate their homework.

Writer: Sam Gregory

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Joe Toplyn 21 hours ago

Walmart Canada was selling a Christmas sweater that showed Santa Claus with three lines of what looked like cocaine and the phrase "let it snow." Even worse, Rudolph had a white nose.

Joe Toplyn 21 hours ago

This joke about the House Report on Trump...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3496bXr

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Ford Motor Co. is recalling over 200,000 pickup trucks because the tailgates can open unexpectedly. But company officials defended the tailgates, calling them, "self-partying."

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Trump told the Democrats, "If you are going to impeach me, do it now, fast." That's also what Melania tells Trump on his birthday, but with a different verb.