September 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Trump and Dolly Parton

Posted on September 26, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin Take a Shot at Trump at the Emmys

Punch Line: Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9’s to 5’s. Sad!

Writer: Robb

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Joke About Hillary Clinton’s New Book

Posted on September 18, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: One-star reviews of Hillary Clinton’s “What Happened” disappear on Amazon

Punch Line: They’re not missing. They’re just displayed on a private server.

Writer: Antoinette Scherer

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Joke About the “Doomsday Clock”

Posted on September 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Doomsday clock” scientists use to predict disaster scarily close to midnight

Punch Line: Don’t fret, in the fall you set back your disaster clocks a disaster hour.

Writer: Charlie Currie

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Joke About Dog Biscuits for Lunch

Posted on September 6, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Mum accidentally fed her kids pet food after she filled their school lunch box with dog biscuits.

Punch Line: That was for lunch. For dinner they ate their homework.

Writer: Sam Gregory

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Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Cambridge University says that two notebooks written by Charles Darwin with his ideas about evolution have been stolen. Witnesses described a suspect who started walking on all fours, then walked in a crouch, and finally walked upright.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

It's the day after Thanksgiving and a lot of people are trying to finish off their Thanksgiving leftovers. You know what they call Thanksgiving leftovers in the White House? The Trumps.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Today is Thanksgiving. To celebrate, President Trump invited Joe Biden to a turkey dinner with a new tradition: whoever gets the bigger piece of the wishbone gets to be president.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Tomorrow is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Each balloon will have two dozen specially-trained handlers who will make sure it doesn't drift off course. You know, the way they do for Joe Biden.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

Today President Trump pardoned the National Thanksgiving Turkey. Then he introduced his own take on the annual tradition by putting on a turkey costume and pardoning himself.

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

A ride operator at Disney World stopped a ride when a guest took off their mask. The strict new Covid rule came from the eighth Dwarf they added after Sneezy and Grumpy: Fauci.

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

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