September 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Trump and Dolly Parton

Posted on September 26, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin Take a Shot at Trump at the Emmys

Punch Line: Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9’s to 5’s. Sad!

Writer: Robb

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Joke About Hillary Clinton’s New Book

Posted on September 18, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: One-star reviews of Hillary Clinton’s “What Happened” disappear on Amazon

Punch Line: They’re not missing. They’re just displayed on a private server.

Writer: Antoinette Scherer

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Joke About the “Doomsday Clock”

Posted on September 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Doomsday clock” scientists use to predict disaster scarily close to midnight

Punch Line: Don’t fret, in the fall you set back your disaster clocks a disaster hour.

Writer: Charlie Currie

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Joke About Dog Biscuits for Lunch

Posted on September 6, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Mum accidentally fed her kids pet food after she filled their school lunch box with dog biscuits.

Punch Line: That was for lunch. For dinner they ate their homework.

Writer: Sam Gregory

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Joe Toplyn 23 hours ago

After reaching a record high on Wednesday, the price of a Bitcoin fell eight percent. That's why some Bitcoin investors are moving their money into BBBcoin, a safer cryptocurrency based on Bed Bath & Beyond coupons.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Health officials in the U.K. are investigating a newly-discovered mutation of the Covid-19 Delta variant. Not only that, officials in the U.S. predict that another Delta variant will appear on Halloween--Slutty Delta.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Today the FDA said it's okay for people to get a booster shot that's different from the vaccine they got previously. So to anyone who's giving people vaccine shots, the message is, it's okay to get drunk.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Microsoft says it warned Bill Gates in 2008 to stop sending flirtatious emails to a female Microsoft employee. Apparently he kept inviting her to see the PowerPoint in his pants.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Yesterday former President Bill Clinton was released from the hospital after being treated for an infection. While he was there he got intravenous antibiotics, intravenous fluids, and 14 nurses' phone numbers.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

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Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

Because of shipping delays, retailers are dropping hints that Christmas gifts may arrive on their shelves too late for holiday shopping. Like, Toys "R" Us just changed its name to Toys "Will Be" Us.