February 2016 - Joe Toplyn

A 10-year-old brought a gun to school for protection during a drug deal. School officials were upset, but did say the student is buying drugs at a high school level.

Writer: Chris Zalis

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 12 hours ago

This week several European countries reported a record number of Covid-19 infections. The good news is, to increase social distancing, Russian President Vladimir Putin offered to spread his 100,000 troops out into Ukraine.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today the Biden administration's new website to order free at-home Covid tests went live. Because the Post Office is delivering the tests, they're changing the name of the BinaxNOW test to BinaxEVENTUALLY.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today Pfizer said it will add a production facility for its antiviral Covid-19 pill in France. Is that a good idea? If you're making a pill that gives you back your sense of smell, do you really want to do that in France?

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

This joke about Prince Andrew's titles...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3fyEgIO

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

This week Russia moved more military equipment to the Ukraine border. I don't want to say the Russians are going into Ukraine, but now all their tanks have bumper stickers reading "How's my invading? Call 1-800-VLADIMIR."

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

Researchers in Wales report that men wearing a mask may appear more attractive to women. That's because a well-fitting N95 mask on a man filters out 95% of his airborne catcalls, putdowns, and pickup lines.