February 2016 – Joe Toplyn

A 10-year-old brought a gun to school for protection during a drug deal. School officials were upset, but did say the student is buying drugs at a high school level.

Writer: Chris Zalis

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 17 hours ago

McDonald's just released its first holiday ice cream in 7 years, the Snickerdoodle McFlurry. Because nothing says Christmas like festive, Santa-sized rolls of belly fat.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Apple's credit card is being investigated for discriminating against women. Unbelievable. Apple even changed the name from Mastercard. It's a Mistercard.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

This joke about the Space Station oven...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2p75Bes

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Miley Cyrus is recovering after having vocal cord surgery. Her managers say she's doing great and she should be back to twerk in no time.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Ben & Jerry's is being sued for claiming that its products come from "happy cows." The lawsuit could drag on for years, which means it comes from happy lawyers.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

Sources say that one of the four wives of that blown-up ISIS leader revealed a lot of secrets about ISIS. She did it last season on "The Real Housewives of Baghdadi Hills."