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Monthly Archives: February 2016

Joke About Rogaine Theft

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Ohio police seek bald man in $800 Rogaine theft

Punch Line: Maybe they shouldn’t be seeking a bald man.

Writer: Kent Graham

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: bald, Rogaine, theft | Leave a comment |

Joke About Bernie Sanders Dating Site

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Berning Love: New dating site launches for Sanders supporters

Punch Line: You can only swipe left.

Writer: David Weiss

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Bernie Sanders, dating site | Leave a comment |

Joke About a Clown Jailed for DUI

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Clown jailed on DUI charge

Punch Line: In his defense it’s hard to walk a straight line in those big floppy shoes.

Writer: Dan LaMorte

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: clown, DUI | 2 Comments |

Joke About a Woman on a Pole

Posted on February 8, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Woman touring fire station injured sliding down pole

Punch Line: She was compensated in $1 bills.

Writer: Gordon McNiff

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: fire station pole | Leave a comment |

Joke About 10-Year-Old Drug Dealer

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

A 10-year-old brought a gun to school for protection during a drug deal. School officials were upset, but did say the student is buying drugs at a high school level.

Writer: Chris Zalis

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 10-year-old, drug dealer, gun | Leave a comment |

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