Setup: Over 100 Pounds of Marijuana Found in Hollowed-Out Firewood
Punch Line: Police were tipped off when they saw termites carrying in bags of Doritos.
Writer: Jack Dowler
Monthly Archives: February 2017
Joke About Blowing Up Target Stores
Setup: Florida man charged with trying to blow up Target stores in conspiracy to kill the share price
Punch Line: They need to rethink that bulls-eye.
Writer: Anthony Withers
Joke About Heavier Crash Test Dummies
Setup: Crash test dummies get heavier as American body weights rise
Punch Line: The good news is we’re too fat to go through the windshield.
Writer: Patrick Burns
Joke About a Mother “Proving Lactation”
Setup: Mother “told to prove lactation” at Frankfurt Airport
Punch Line: And was denied boarding until each of her breasts contained only 3.4 ounces of milk.
Writer: Scott Parietti