February 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Marijuana in Firewood

Posted on February 27, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Over 100 Pounds of Marijuana Found in Hollowed-Out Firewood

Punch Line: Police were tipped off when they saw termites carrying in bags of Doritos.

Writer: Jack Dowler

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Blowing Up Target Stores

Posted on February 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Florida man charged with trying to blow up Target stores in conspiracy to kill the share price

Punch Line: They need to rethink that bulls-eye.

Writer: Anthony Withers

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Heavier Crash Test Dummies

Posted on February 14, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Crash test dummies get heavier as American body weights rise

Punch Line: The good news is we’re too fat to go through the windshield.

Writer: Patrick Burns

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Mother “Proving Lactation”

Posted on February 6, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Mother “told to prove lactation” at Frankfurt Airport

Punch Line: And was denied boarding until each of her breasts contained only 3.4 ounces of milk.

Writer: Scott Parietti

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 5 hours ago

SpaceX's Starship rocket landed upright in Texas but then exploded. Because it was in Texas, the blast was so powerful it blew everybody's Covid mask back on.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

President Biden said states that lift Covid restrictions are guilty of "Neanderthal thinking." He explained that it's like when he was a kid watching his neighbors trying to eat a mastodon before they discovered fire.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today New York legislators decided to take away the pandemic emergency powers of Gov. Andrew Cuomo. The weird part is, Gov. Cuomo suggested that they do it during a game of strip poker.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Over the weekend, the FDA approved Johnson & Johnson's single-dose vaccine. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he's so excited about the new vaccine that he could kiss it on the lips.