May 2018 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Touchscreen Watch

Posted on May 29, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This watch turns your arm into a touchscreen

Punch Line: …and your body into a tumor.

Writer: Greg Cartin

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Wine Coffee

Posted on May 21, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Meet ‘Wine Coffee’: Your Two Favorite Beverages Have Finally Been Combined

Punch Line: Finally a way to get drunk and stay awake to regret it.

Writer: Ryan Collins

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Dolly Parton Visit

Posted on May 15, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to Tennessee senior center

Punch Line: Telling Dolly she was making an appearance was the only way they could get her to her new home.

Writer: Diana Saenz

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a 60-Year-Old Model

Posted on May 8, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This model was discovered at age 60

Punch Line: They call her Model T.

Writer: Larry Kirschner

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Melania Trump’s Birthday

Posted on May 4, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump says he’s been too busy to get Melania a birthday present

Punch Line: Too busy to be with Melania is the birthday present.

Writer: S.J. Newman

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 23 hours ago

It's Earth Day 2019. To mark the occasion, some members of Congress are trying to reuse and repurpose Bill Clinton's impeachment.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

This joke about measles at Google...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2PqUC8E

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Today a couple got married at baggage claim in an airport in Ohio. Sadly, it took them an hour to find out all their guests went to an airport in Kentucky.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Next Monday at the White House is the annual Easter Egg Roll, and already Democrats are outraged. They're claiming that William Barr hid all the best eggs.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Candida auris is going around, a strain of fungus that's deadly and impervious to every known drug. On the plus side, it's gluten-free.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

A worker who visited Google’s headquarters has been diagnosed with measles. And apparently it's spreading. Now the Google logo has 37 red Os.

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

Some packages of Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies have been recalled because of potential adverse health effects. No word on how Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies were ever healthy.