Setup: This watch turns your arm into a touchscreen
Punch Line: …and your body into a tumor.
Writer: Greg Cartin
Monthly Archives: May 2018
Joke About Wine Coffee
Setup: Meet ‘Wine Coffee’: Your Two Favorite Beverages Have Finally Been Combined
Punch Line: Finally a way to get drunk and stay awake to regret it.
Writer: Ryan Collins
Joke About a Dolly Parton Visit
Setup: Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to Tennessee senior center
Punch Line: Telling Dolly she was making an appearance was the only way they could get her to her new home.
Writer: Diana Saenz
Joke About a 60-Year-Old Model
Setup: This model was discovered at age 60
Punch Line: They call her Model T.
Writer: Larry Kirschner
Joke About Melania Trump’s Birthday
Setup: Trump says he’s been too busy to get Melania a birthday present
Punch Line: Too busy to be with Melania is the birthday present.
Writer: S.J. Newman