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Monthly Archives: May 2018

Joke About a Touchscreen Watch

Posted on May 29, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This watch turns your arm into a touchscreen

Punch Line: …and your body into a tumor.

Writer: Greg Cartin

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: arm, touchscreen, watch | Leave a comment |

Joke About Wine Coffee

Posted on May 21, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Meet ‘Wine Coffee’: Your Two Favorite Beverages Have Finally Been Combined

Punch Line: Finally a way to get drunk and stay awake to regret it.

Writer: Ryan Collins

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: coffee, wine, wine coffee | Leave a comment |

Joke About a Dolly Parton Visit

Posted on May 15, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to Tennessee senior center

Punch Line: Telling Dolly she was making an appearance was the only way they could get her to her new home.

Writer: Diana Saenz

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Dolly Parton, senior, Tennessee | Leave a comment |

Joke About a 60-Year-Old Model

Posted on May 8, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This model was discovered at age 60

Punch Line: They call her Model T.

Writer: Larry Kirschner

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 60-year-old, model | Leave a comment |

Joke About Melania Trump’s Birthday

Posted on May 4, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump says he’s been too busy to get Melania a birthday present

Punch Line: Too busy to be with Melania is the birthday present.

Writer: S.J. Newman

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: birthday, Melania Trump | Leave a comment |

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