May 2018 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Touchscreen Watch

Posted on May 29, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This watch turns your arm into a touchscreen

Punch Line: …and your body into a tumor.

Writer: Greg Cartin

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Wine Coffee

Posted on May 21, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Meet ‘Wine Coffee’: Your Two Favorite Beverages Have Finally Been Combined

Punch Line: Finally a way to get drunk and stay awake to regret it.

Writer: Ryan Collins

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Dolly Parton Visit

Posted on May 15, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to Tennessee senior center

Punch Line: Telling Dolly she was making an appearance was the only way they could get her to her new home.

Writer: Diana Saenz

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a 60-Year-Old Model

Posted on May 8, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This model was discovered at age 60

Punch Line: They call her Model T.

Writer: Larry Kirschner

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Melania Trump’s Birthday

Posted on May 4, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump says he’s been too busy to get Melania a birthday present

Punch Line: Too busy to be with Melania is the birthday present.

Writer: S.J. Newman

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 22 hours ago

Walmart Canada was selling a Christmas sweater that showed Santa Claus with three lines of what looked like cocaine and the phrase "let it snow." Even worse, Rudolph had a white nose.

Joe Toplyn 22 hours ago

This joke about the House Report on Trump...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3496bXr

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Ford Motor Co. is recalling over 200,000 pickup trucks because the tailgates can open unexpectedly. But company officials defended the tailgates, calling them, "self-partying."

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Trump told the Democrats, "If you are going to impeach me, do it now, fast." That's also what Melania tells Trump on his birthday, but with a different verb.