December 2016 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Carrie Fisher’s Heart Attack

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on a plane

Punch Line: They immediately rushed to give her C3PR.

Writer: Alex Forstenhausler

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About CeeLo Green’s Exploding Phone

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Samsung Phone Exploded in CeeLo Green’s Face

Punch Line: Don’t you just hate when your phone blows up and your Christmas album doesn’t?

Writer: Michael Sanky

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a $3 Million Bra

Posted on December 17, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Victoria’s Secret Unveils 3 Million Dollar “Fantasy Bra”

Punch Line: It’s the most expensive thing to cover breasts since Obamacare.

Writer: Efrain Colon

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Santa Breaking His Leg

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Parachuting Santa Crashes and Breaks Leg

Punch Line: A rescue team administered emergency milk and cookies.

Writer: Rane of Terror

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 49 mins ago

This joke about the Space Station oven...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2p75Bes

Joe Toplyn 23 hours ago

Miley Cyrus is recovering after having vocal cord surgery. Her managers say she's doing great and she should be back to twerk in no time.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Ben & Jerry's is being sued for claiming that its products come from "happy cows." The lawsuit could drag on for years, which means it comes from happy lawyers.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Sources say that one of the four wives of that blown-up ISIS leader revealed a lot of secrets about ISIS. She did it last season on "The Real Housewives of Baghdadi Hills."