December 2016 - Joe Toplyn

After reaching a record high on Wednesday, the price of a Bitcoin fell eight percent. That's why some Bitcoin investors are moving their money into BBBcoin, a safer cryptocurrency based on Bed Bath & Beyond coupons.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Health officials in the U.K. are investigating a newly-discovered mutation of the Covid-19 Delta variant. Not only that, officials in the U.S. predict that another Delta variant will appear on Halloween--Slutty Delta.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Today the FDA said it's okay for people to get a booster shot that's different from the vaccine they got previously. So to anyone who's giving people vaccine shots, the message is, it's okay to get drunk.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Microsoft says it warned Bill Gates in 2008 to stop sending flirtatious emails to a female Microsoft employee. Apparently he kept inviting her to see the PowerPoint in his pants.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Yesterday former President Bill Clinton was released from the hospital after being treated for an infection. While he was there he got intravenous antibiotics, intravenous fluids, and 14 nurses' phone numbers.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

This joke about aspirin and heart attacks...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3vpOnqv

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

Because of shipping delays, retailers are dropping hints that Christmas gifts may arrive on their shelves too late for holiday shopping. Like, Toys "R" Us just changed its name to Toys "Will Be" Us.