December 2016 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Carrie Fisher’s Heart Attack

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on a plane

Punch Line: They immediately rushed to give her C3PR.

Writer: Alex Forstenhausler

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About CeeLo Green’s Exploding Phone

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Samsung Phone Exploded in CeeLo Green’s Face

Punch Line: Don’t you just hate when your phone blows up and your Christmas album doesn’t?

Writer: Michael Sanky

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a $3 Million Bra

Posted on December 17, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Victoria’s Secret Unveils 3 Million Dollar “Fantasy Bra”

Punch Line: It’s the most expensive thing to cover breasts since Obamacare.

Writer: Efrain Colon

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Santa Breaking His Leg

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Parachuting Santa Crashes and Breaks Leg

Punch Line: A rescue team administered emergency milk and cookies.

Writer: Rane of Terror

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 16 hours ago

It's Cinco de Mayo 2021. People are celebrating with Mexican food and margaritas. Pfizer is even serving vaccine syringes with salt around the rim.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

Today is May the Fourth, Star Wars Day, when Stars Wars fans dress in costumes and duel with lightsabers. It's a date that's very important to some people who have never been on one.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Yesterday Elon Musk’s Dragon capsule safely splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico. Coincidentally, also splashing down in the Gulf of Mexico was one of Elon Musk's Teslas on Autopilot.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

This joke about Biden's spending plan...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3aXNLzn

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Biden is building support for his $4 trillion spending plan. For example, he's telling Americans that he'll charge it to a credit card and share the 4 trillion reward miles.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Yesterday Queen Elizabeth gave an award for sales growth to a sex toy company in the U.K. Their bestsellers include toys called Big Ben, the Tower of London, and a variety pack they call Bonehenge.