December 2016 - Joe Toplyn

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un appeared with his 10-year-old daughter at what was said to be the launch of an ICBM. Analysts say the missile launch was Kim's warning to any boy who ever asked his daughter on a date.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

It's Black Friday 2022, and holiday shopping deals are everywhere. Republicans say that President Biden's brain is 50% off, and the Justice Department is offering Donald Trump a free 30-day trial.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Today in New York City was the big Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But Covid put a little damper on the festivities. The Dr. Fauci balloon vaccinated all the other balloons and they deflated.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Security agents at JFK Airport saw, in a baggage X-ray, a live cat that had stowed away inside a passenger's suitcase. When he was located, the owner of the suitcase said, "My flight's full and I'm in a middle seat. Can I trade places with the cat?"

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

Yesterday President Biden took part in the annual Thanksgiving Day tradition and pardoned two turkeys named Chocolate and Chip. You know what that means…Donald Trump completely wasted the 300 bucks he spent on that turkey disguise.

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

Customers of crypto exchange FTX are worried that they'll never see their money again. FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried says not to worry, all their cryptocurrency is securely stored on a blockchain in Hunter Biden's laptop.

Joe Toplyn 1 week ago

This joke about the Pine Sol Recall...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3VhRzA4