December 2016 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Carrie Fisher’s Heart Attack

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on a plane

Punch Line: They immediately rushed to give her C3PR.

Writer: Alex Forstenhausler

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About CeeLo Green’s Exploding Phone

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Samsung Phone Exploded in CeeLo Green’s Face

Punch Line: Don’t you just hate when your phone blows up and your Christmas album doesn’t?

Writer: Michael Sanky

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a $3 Million Bra

Posted on December 17, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Victoria’s Secret Unveils 3 Million Dollar “Fantasy Bra”

Punch Line: It’s the most expensive thing to cover breasts since Obamacare.

Writer: Efrain Colon

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Santa Breaking His Leg

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Parachuting Santa Crashes and Breaks Leg

Punch Line: A rescue team administered emergency milk and cookies.

Writer: Rane of Terror

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 5 hours ago

SpaceX's Starship rocket landed upright in Texas but then exploded. Because it was in Texas, the blast was so powerful it blew everybody's Covid mask back on.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

President Biden said states that lift Covid restrictions are guilty of "Neanderthal thinking." He explained that it's like when he was a kid watching his neighbors trying to eat a mastodon before they discovered fire.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today New York legislators decided to take away the pandemic emergency powers of Gov. Andrew Cuomo. The weird part is, Gov. Cuomo suggested that they do it during a game of strip poker.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Over the weekend, the FDA approved Johnson & Johnson's single-dose vaccine. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he's so excited about the new vaccine that he could kiss it on the lips.