December 2016 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Carrie Fisher’s Heart Attack

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on a plane

Punch Line: They immediately rushed to give her C3PR.

Writer: Alex Forstenhausler

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About CeeLo Green’s Exploding Phone

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Samsung Phone Exploded in CeeLo Green’s Face

Punch Line: Don’t you just hate when your phone blows up and your Christmas album doesn’t?

Writer: Michael Sanky

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a $3 Million Bra

Posted on December 17, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Victoria’s Secret Unveils 3 Million Dollar “Fantasy Bra”

Punch Line: It’s the most expensive thing to cover breasts since Obamacare.

Writer: Efrain Colon

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Santa Breaking His Leg

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Parachuting Santa Crashes and Breaks Leg

Punch Line: A rescue team administered emergency milk and cookies.

Writer: Rane of Terror

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 5 hours ago

It's Earth Day 2019. To mark the occasion, some members of Congress are trying to reuse and repurpose Bill Clinton's impeachment.

Joe Toplyn 8 hours ago

This joke about measles at Google...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2PqUC8E

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today a couple got married at baggage claim in an airport in Ohio. Sadly, it took them an hour to find out all their guests went to an airport in Kentucky.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Next Monday at the White House is the annual Easter Egg Roll, and already Democrats are outraged. They're claiming that William Barr hid all the best eggs.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Candida auris is going around, a strain of fungus that's deadly and impervious to every known drug. On the plus side, it's gluten-free.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

A worker who visited Google’s headquarters has been diagnosed with measles. And apparently it's spreading. Now the Google logo has 37 red Os.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

Some packages of Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies have been recalled because of potential adverse health effects. No word on how Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies were ever healthy.