Setup: “Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on a plane
Punch Line: They immediately rushed to give her C3PR.
Writer: Alex Forstenhausler
Monthly Archives: December 2016
Joke About CeeLo Green’s Exploding Phone
Setup: Samsung Phone Exploded in CeeLo Green’s Face
Punch Line: Don’t you just hate when your phone blows up and your Christmas album doesn’t?
Writer: Michael Sanky
Joke About a $3 Million Bra
Setup: Victoria’s Secret Unveils 3 Million Dollar “Fantasy Bra”
Punch Line: It’s the most expensive thing to cover breasts since Obamacare.
Writer: Efrain Colon
Joke About Santa Breaking His Leg
Setup: Parachuting Santa Crashes and Breaks Leg
Punch Line: A rescue team administered emergency milk and cookies.
Writer: Rane of Terror