December 2016 - Joe Toplyn

Tomorrow is the Fourth of July. Even President Trump plans to celebrate. But instead of sparklers, he's going to wave around burning copies of John Bolton's book.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

A new report says that in 2019, humans generated a record-breaking amount of electronic waste. Experts say most of the electronic waste was mobile phones, TV sets, and Trump tweets.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

That pop culture phenomenon "Beavis and Butt-Head" is returning to television. You'll be able to see them on September 29 at the first presidential debate.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

I was honored to have this chance to talk with @health20Paris about my adventures in TV comedy and teaching robots to crack jokes: bit.ly/38iaKCu

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Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

The FBI is warning about fraudulent Covid-19 antibody tests. Officials stress that real antibody tests do not involve the health worker asking you to "Pull my finger."

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Cirque du Soleil plans to fire about 3,500 circus workers. The good news is, now all the clowns, contortionists, and manure shovelers can run for Congress.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

This joke about statehood for Washington DC...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2Blq8lF