December 2016 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Carrie Fisher’s Heart Attack

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on a plane

Punch Line: They immediately rushed to give her C3PR.

Writer: Alex Forstenhausler

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About CeeLo Green’s Exploding Phone

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Samsung Phone Exploded in CeeLo Green’s Face

Punch Line: Don’t you just hate when your phone blows up and your Christmas album doesn’t?

Writer: Michael Sanky

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a $3 Million Bra

Posted on December 17, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Victoria’s Secret Unveils 3 Million Dollar “Fantasy Bra”

Punch Line: It’s the most expensive thing to cover breasts since Obamacare.

Writer: Efrain Colon

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Santa Breaking His Leg

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Parachuting Santa Crashes and Breaks Leg

Punch Line: A rescue team administered emergency milk and cookies.

Writer: Rane of Terror

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 18 hours ago

Today is the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing. To celebrate, Melania Trump had sex with the President and faked it.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Tomorrow is the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing. President Trump celebrated by telling Buzz Aldrin to go back to the moon where he came from.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

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Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

Big power outage in New York City last night. It was so hard to see anything, R. Kelly and Jeffrey Epstein accidentally massaged each other.