March 2018 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About an Attack on McDonald’s

Posted on March 26, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man Attacks Golden Arches at McDonald’s say Police

Punch Line: Authorities charged him with a McDemeanor.

Writer: Seamus Kirst

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Dog with Braces

Posted on March 19, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This Dog Couldn’t Close His Mouth, So He Got Braces

Punch Line: Finally, a situation where a dog’s bite was literally worse than his bark.

Writer: Brett Anders

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Abstinence-Only Education

Posted on March 14, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Amid stories of Trump’s alleged past sexual activity, admin focuses on abstinence-only education

Punch Line: This abstinence presentation contains graphic photos of Trump having sex and is proven 100% effective.

Writer: Catt Crawford

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a “9 to 5” Remake

Posted on March 5, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: A ‘9 to 5’ Remake with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton Might Happen

Punch Line: It will be called “Working to 95”.

Writer: Ruben Anthony

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 21 hours ago

Walmart Canada was selling a Christmas sweater that showed Santa Claus with three lines of what looked like cocaine and the phrase "let it snow." Even worse, Rudolph had a white nose.

Joe Toplyn 21 hours ago

This joke about the House Report on Trump...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3496bXr

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Ford Motor Co. is recalling over 200,000 pickup trucks because the tailgates can open unexpectedly. But company officials defended the tailgates, calling them, "self-partying."

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Trump told the Democrats, "If you are going to impeach me, do it now, fast." That's also what Melania tells Trump on his birthday, but with a different verb.