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Monthly Archives: March 2018

Joke About an Attack on McDonald’s

Posted on March 26, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man Attacks Golden Arches at McDonald’s say Police

Punch Line: Authorities charged him with a McDemeanor.

Writer: Seamus Kirst

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: attack, golden arches, McDonald's | Leave a comment |

Joke About a Dog with Braces

Posted on March 19, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This Dog Couldn’t Close His Mouth, So He Got Braces

Punch Line: Finally, a situation where a dog’s bite was literally worse than his bark.

Writer: Brett Anders

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: bark is worse than his bite, braces, dog | Leave a comment |

Joke About Abstinence-Only Education

Posted on March 14, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Amid stories of Trump’s alleged past sexual activity, admin focuses on abstinence-only education

Punch Line: This abstinence presentation contains graphic photos of Trump having sex and is proven 100% effective.

Writer: Catt Crawford

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: abstinence, abstinence-only education, Trump | Leave a comment |

Joke About a “9 to 5” Remake

Posted on March 5, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: A ‘9 to 5’ Remake with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton Might Happen

Punch Line: It will be called “Working to 95”.

Writer: Ruben Anthony

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 9 to 5, Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, remake | Leave a comment |

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