May 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

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Joke About Bob Marley’s Grandson

Posted on May 22, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Grandson of Bob Marley Signs Contract with NFL

Punch Line: The contract was immediately rolled, lit on fire, and passed around the room.

Writer: Eric Wickstrom

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Joke About a Cow Sex Suspect

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Cow sex suspect hunted by police helicopter

Punch Line: Subject is 5’11”, white, with a milk moustache

Writer: Daniel Pulzello

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Joke About Nude Photo of Teacher

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: 2 students accused of distributing nude photo of teacher

Punch Line: She gave them 2 D’s

Writer: Lee O. Valentin

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Joke About Cellphones and Tumors

Posted on May 1, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Italian court finds link between cellphone use and tumor

Punch Line: But the good news is, the tumor gets great reception.

Writer: Niki Galiano

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Joe Toplyn 51 mins ago

This joke about the Sexiest Man Alive...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3lXOynb

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

A British magician broke a Guinness World Record by performing twenty magic tricks under water in just three minutes. He also broke the World Record for smallest scuba tank on a rabbit.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Because of the coronavirus, the CDC is pleading with Americans not to travel for Thanksgiving. And President Trump is like, "See? Even the CDC says I should stay in the White House."

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

The Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico is so damaged that it'll have to be demolished. Astronomers say it became dangerously overloaded while searching for signs of intelligent life in President Trump's Twitter feed.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Today People magazine named actor Michael B. Jordan the Sexiest Man Alive for 2020. Or as Rudy Giuliani put it, "Today People magazine named President Donald J. Trump the Sexiest Man Alive for 2020."