Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo
Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.
Writer: Zack Guido
Monthly Archives: May 2017
Joke About Bob Marley’s Grandson
Setup: Grandson of Bob Marley Signs Contract with NFL
Punch Line: The contract was immediately rolled, lit on fire, and passed around the room.
Writer: Eric Wickstrom
Joke About a Cow Sex Suspect
Setup: Cow sex suspect hunted by police helicopter
Punch Line: Subject is 5’11”, white, with a milk moustache
Writer: Daniel Pulzello
Joke About Nude Photo of Teacher
Setup: 2 students accused of distributing nude photo of teacher
Punch Line: She gave them 2 D’s
Writer: Lee O. Valentin
Joke About Cellphones and Tumors
Setup: Italian court finds link between cellphone use and tumor
Punch Line: But the good news is, the tumor gets great reception.
Writer: Niki Galiano