May 2017 - Joe Toplyn

The search warrant for former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home shows that the FBI recovered 11 sets of classified documents. In his defense, Trump said that "classified documents" means that he "made the documents classy."

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Today in Germany, 31 people were injured on a roller coaster at a Legoland amusement park. But everybody’s okay because park officials quickly took the roller coaster apart and used the pieces to build a hospital.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

A Kansas man convicted of performing illegal autopsies has been fined more than $700,000. $700,000 for illegal autopsies! That’s a stiff punishment.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Today the FBI executed a search warrant at former President Trump's home, Mar-a-Lago. Some good news for Trump, though: they actually found those 11,000 votes he was looking for in Georgia.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

The Casper mattress company is looking to hire people with "exceptional sleeping ability" to demonstrate its mattresses. "Exceptional sleeping ability"...so basically they're looking for people who don't watch the news.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

A CDC study said that last summer dozens of people got sick from bacteria and the norovirus at a splash park in Kansas. But splash park officials say the water is safe this year because heat waves and global warming boiled it.

Joe Toplyn 1 week ago

Fashion company Balenciaga is selling the world's most expensive garbage bag; it costs almost $1,800. So finally lazy people can have the perfect excuse not to take out the trash.