May 2017 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Bob Marley’s Grandson

Posted on May 22, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Grandson of Bob Marley Signs Contract with NFL

Punch Line: The contract was immediately rolled, lit on fire, and passed around the room.

Writer: Eric Wickstrom

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Cow Sex Suspect

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Cow sex suspect hunted by police helicopter

Punch Line: Subject is 5’11”, white, with a milk moustache

Writer: Daniel Pulzello

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Nude Photo of Teacher

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: 2 students accused of distributing nude photo of teacher

Punch Line: She gave them 2 D’s

Writer: Lee O. Valentin

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Cellphones and Tumors

Posted on May 1, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Italian court finds link between cellphone use and tumor

Punch Line: But the good news is, the tumor gets great reception.

Writer: Niki Galiano

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 16 hours ago

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Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Big power outage in New York City last night. It was so hard to see anything, R. Kelly and Jeffrey Epstein accidentally massaged each other.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

A Japanese cryptocurrency exchange was hacked and lost 3.5 billion yen worth of virtual money. To put that into perspective, that's no money.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Oklahoma police stopped a man in a stolen car that contained a rattlesnake, whiskey, a firearm, and uranium. On the plus side, that's four new jokes for Jeff Foxworthy.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Last night on CBS was the premiere of "Love Island." And tonight is the premiere of its companion show, "Chlamydia Cove."

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

Police are investigating a wild brawl that took place over the weekend in Disneyland’s Toontown. Apparently it was part of a new protest movement: #MeToon.