May 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

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Joke About Bob Marley’s Grandson

Posted on May 22, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Grandson of Bob Marley Signs Contract with NFL

Punch Line: The contract was immediately rolled, lit on fire, and passed around the room.

Writer: Eric Wickstrom

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Joke About a Cow Sex Suspect

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Cow sex suspect hunted by police helicopter

Punch Line: Subject is 5’11”, white, with a milk moustache

Writer: Daniel Pulzello

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Joke About Nude Photo of Teacher

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: 2 students accused of distributing nude photo of teacher

Punch Line: She gave them 2 D’s

Writer: Lee O. Valentin

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Joke About Cellphones and Tumors

Posted on May 1, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Italian court finds link between cellphone use and tumor

Punch Line: But the good news is, the tumor gets great reception.

Writer: Niki Galiano

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Joe Toplyn 6 hours ago

SpaceX's Starship rocket landed upright in Texas but then exploded. Because it was in Texas, the blast was so powerful it blew everybody's Covid mask back on.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

President Biden said states that lift Covid restrictions are guilty of "Neanderthal thinking." He explained that it's like when he was a kid watching his neighbors trying to eat a mastodon before they discovered fire.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today New York legislators decided to take away the pandemic emergency powers of Gov. Andrew Cuomo. The weird part is, Gov. Cuomo suggested that they do it during a game of strip poker.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Over the weekend, the FDA approved Johnson & Johnson's single-dose vaccine. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he's so excited about the new vaccine that he could kiss it on the lips.