May 2017 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Bob Marley’s Grandson

Posted on May 22, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Grandson of Bob Marley Signs Contract with NFL

Punch Line: The contract was immediately rolled, lit on fire, and passed around the room.

Writer: Eric Wickstrom

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Cow Sex Suspect

Posted on May 15, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Cow sex suspect hunted by police helicopter

Punch Line: Subject is 5’11”, white, with a milk moustache

Writer: Daniel Pulzello

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Nude Photo of Teacher

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: 2 students accused of distributing nude photo of teacher

Punch Line: She gave them 2 D’s

Writer: Lee O. Valentin

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Cellphones and Tumors

Posted on May 1, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Italian court finds link between cellphone use and tumor

Punch Line: But the good news is, the tumor gets great reception.

Writer: Niki Galiano

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 23 hours ago

It's Earth Day 2019. To mark the occasion, some members of Congress are trying to reuse and repurpose Bill Clinton's impeachment.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

This joke about measles at Google...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2PqUC8E

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Today a couple got married at baggage claim in an airport in Ohio. Sadly, it took them an hour to find out all their guests went to an airport in Kentucky.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Next Monday at the White House is the annual Easter Egg Roll, and already Democrats are outraged. They're claiming that William Barr hid all the best eggs.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Candida auris is going around, a strain of fungus that's deadly and impervious to every known drug. On the plus side, it's gluten-free.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

A worker who visited Google’s headquarters has been diagnosed with measles. And apparently it's spreading. Now the Google logo has 37 red Os.

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

Some packages of Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies have been recalled because of potential adverse health effects. No word on how Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies were ever healthy.