June 2016 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Robbers with Pink Gun

Posted on June 28, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Philadelphia police seek robbers with pink gun

Punch Line: Suspects are said to be “armed and fabulous.”

Writer: Jeff Scott

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Joke About Millennial Magazines

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Millennial magazines

Punch Line: Tweeter’s Digest

Writer: Adam Gabel

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Joke About Tinder for People Under 18

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Tinder to discontinue service for anyone under 18

Punch Line: They are launching an app for under-aged people called “Kinder.”

Writer: Aryn Corley

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Joke About Bad Summer Camp Names

Posted on June 8, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Bad summer camp names

Punch Line: Camp Sandusky

Writer: Jason Holland

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Joke About Man Pulling a Bus

Posted on June 1, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Ironman sets world record after pulling double-decker bus with his hair

Punch Line: The record? “World’s Latest Bus.”

Writer: Melanie Angel

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Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

Over the weekend, the FDA approved Johnson & Johnson's single-dose vaccine. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he's so excited about the new vaccine that he could kiss it on the lips.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

This joke about Hillary Clinton's novel...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3kAmmac

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

This week U.S. fighter jets dropped seven 500-pound bombs on Iranian-backed militias in Syria. Then, to make sure they got the message, a United Airlines plane dropped an engine on them.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has been accused of sexual harassment and bullying. The good news is, now he can check off two boxes on Trump's Mar-a-Lago membership application.