June 2016 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Robbers with Pink Gun

Posted on June 28, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Philadelphia police seek robbers with pink gun

Punch Line: Suspects are said to be “armed and fabulous.”

Writer: Jeff Scott

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Joke About Millennial Magazines

Posted on June 21, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Millennial magazines

Punch Line: Tweeter’s Digest

Writer: Adam Gabel

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Joke About Tinder for People Under 18

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Tinder to discontinue service for anyone under 18

Punch Line: They are launching an app for under-aged people called “Kinder.”

Writer: Aryn Corley

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Joke About Bad Summer Camp Names

Posted on June 8, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Bad summer camp names

Punch Line: Camp Sandusky

Writer: Jason Holland

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Joke About Man Pulling a Bus

Posted on June 1, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Ironman sets world record after pulling double-decker bus with his hair

Punch Line: The record? “World’s Latest Bus.”

Writer: Melanie Angel

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Joe Toplyn 16 hours ago

It's Cinco de Mayo 2021. People are celebrating with Mexican food and margaritas. Pfizer is even serving vaccine syringes with salt around the rim.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

Today is May the Fourth, Star Wars Day, when Stars Wars fans dress in costumes and duel with lightsabers. It's a date that's very important to some people who have never been on one.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Yesterday Elon Musk’s Dragon capsule safely splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico. Coincidentally, also splashing down in the Gulf of Mexico was one of Elon Musk's Teslas on Autopilot.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

This joke about Biden's spending plan...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3aXNLzn

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Biden is building support for his $4 trillion spending plan. For example, he's telling Americans that he'll charge it to a credit card and share the 4 trillion reward miles.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Yesterday Queen Elizabeth gave an award for sales growth to a sex toy company in the U.K. Their bestsellers include toys called Big Ben, the Tower of London, and a variety pack they call Bonehenge.