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Monthly Archives: June 2018

Joke About George H. W. Bush’s Birthday

Posted on June 26, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: George H. W. Bush Celebrates 94th Birthday, Becoming the Longest Living President in U.S. History

Punch Line: Little known fact, but George H. W. Bush is so old, he was the Bush that Moses talked to.

Writer: Sam Gordon

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: birthday, burning bush, George H. W. Bush, Moses | Leave a comment |

Joke About Trump’s Super Bowl Ring

Posted on June 18, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump hasn’t disclosed 5.1-karat Super Bowl ring gifted by Patriots

Punch Line: He claims no wrongdoing, citing the Patriot Act.

Writer: Hannah Spirrison

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Patriots, ring, Super Bowl, Trump | Leave a comment |

Joke About the Kama Sutra for Millennials

Posted on June 14, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Now there’s a new edition of the Kama Sutra for millennials

Punch Line: Additional positions included are the “Watch Netflix and Not Have Sex” position and “Clearly Communicate Consent” position.

Writer: Jason Andrews

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Kama Sutra, millennial | Leave a comment |

Joke About That Climbing Migrant

Posted on June 4, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Migrant rescues child dangling from balcony, gets new life in France

Punch Line: Trump warns people: “Did you see how fast those illegals could climb into your apartments???”

Writer: Adrian Wolf

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: balcony, climb, France, migrant | Leave a comment |

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