June 2018 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About George H. W. Bush’s Birthday

Posted on June 26, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: George H. W. Bush Celebrates 94th Birthday, Becoming the Longest Living President in U.S. History

Punch Line: Little known fact, but George H. W. Bush is so old, he was the Bush that Moses talked to.

Writer: Sam Gordon

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Joke About Trump’s Super Bowl Ring

Posted on June 18, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump hasn’t disclosed 5.1-karat Super Bowl ring gifted by Patriots

Punch Line: He claims no wrongdoing, citing the Patriot Act.

Writer: Hannah Spirrison

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Joke About the Kama Sutra for Millennials

Posted on June 14, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Now there’s a new edition of the Kama Sutra for millennials

Punch Line: Additional positions included are the “Watch Netflix and Not Have Sex” position and “Clearly Communicate Consent” position.

Writer: Jason Andrews

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Joke About That Climbing Migrant

Posted on June 4, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Migrant rescues child dangling from balcony, gets new life in France

Punch Line: Trump warns people: “Did you see how fast those illegals could climb into your apartments???”

Writer: Adrian Wolf

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Joe Toplyn 20 hours ago

Walmart Canada was selling a Christmas sweater that showed Santa Claus with three lines of what looked like cocaine and the phrase "let it snow." Even worse, Rudolph had a white nose.

Joe Toplyn 20 hours ago

This joke about the House Report on Trump...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3496bXr

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Ford Motor Co. is recalling over 200,000 pickup trucks because the tailgates can open unexpectedly. But company officials defended the tailgates, calling them, "self-partying."

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Trump told the Democrats, "If you are going to impeach me, do it now, fast." That's also what Melania tells Trump on his birthday, but with a different verb.