October 2015 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About A Sheep Invasion

Posted on October 29, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Herd of sheep invade city.

Punch Line: Everyone in the city instantly cured of insomnia.

Writer: Bridgitt Marlow

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Joke About Woody Allen’s TV Series

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Woody Allen to Create TV Series for Amazon

Punch Line: The working title: “How I Met Your Daughter.”

Writer: Matt Malone

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Joke About A Bowling Ball Bomb

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man Tries To Blow Up House With Bowling Ball Bomb

Punch Line: Thankfully, everyone’s lives were spared.

Writer: Grace Brennan

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About The World’s Deadliest Spider

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Family find cocoon of world’s deadliest spider, whose bite can give man four-hour erection

Punch Line: The terrifying Daddy Third Leg.

Writer: Emily Rosenberg

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Prince’s Music Catalog

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Prince Takes His Music Catalog Off Of All Streaming Services

Punch Line: Spotify asks to be called “The streaming service formerly known to offer Prince songs.”

Writer: Raymond Santos

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Disney’s Bill Cosby Statue

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Disney removing Bill Cosby statue from Hollywood Studios theme park.

Punch Line: They claimed it was a little too close to the Sleeping Beauty statue.

Writer: Jonathan Morvay

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Erection-Hiding Underwear

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Fashion Designers Create Underwear That’ll Hide Your Erection

Punch Line: They come in sizes large, medium and don’t worry about it.

Writer: Bryce Morganthau

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About A Transgender Modeling Agency

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: All-Transgender Modeling Agency to Open in L.A.

Punch Line: Their first corporate contract is with Guess jeans.

Writer: Joseph Conklin

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Joke About Coffee and Your Brain

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Study: Coffee is good for your brain

Punch Line: Then why doesn’t it tell your brain not to pay $5 for a cup of it?

Writer: Janice Hough

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Joke About A Milk Price Protest

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Cows taken into supermarkets for milk price protest

Punch Line: Let’s hope no one decides to protest the price of honey

Writer: Phill Spittle

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 18 hours ago

Michigan state Rep. Jewell Jones is defending spending hundreds of campaign dollars on a meeting at a strip club. He said he was doing research about election security so he needed to talk to some pole workers.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Because of fuel delivery delays, today American Airlines urged its pilots to do everything possible to conserve fuel. So if an American Airlines pilot tells you he just flew in from Phoenix and boy, are his arms tired, it's not a joke.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

This joke about Jeff Bezos's space flight...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2TFAoyq

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

The FAA changed its rules and might not award astronaut wings to Jeff Bezos even though he traveled into space. Bezos said that's okay, he doesn't think he'd have room to pin astronaut wings on his jacket anyway next to his 200 sets of billionaire wings.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Coming up this weekend at the Tokyo Olympics are men's and women's swimming events. All the swimmers are vaccinated but don't expect any records to be set because the pool is filled with Purell.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

This week CNN held a town hall event where people got to ask President Biden questions. The President answered questions from 8 Democrats, 3 Republicans, and 27 people who bought paintings from Hunter Biden.