Setup: Herd of sheep invade city.
Punch Line: Everyone in the city instantly cured of insomnia.
Writer: Bridgitt Marlow
Monthly Archives: October 2015
Joke About Woody Allen’s TV Series
Setup: Woody Allen to Create TV Series for Amazon
Punch Line: The working title: “How I Met Your Daughter.”
Writer: Matt Malone
Joke About A Bowling Ball Bomb
Setup: Man Tries To Blow Up House With Bowling Ball Bomb
Punch Line: Thankfully, everyone’s lives were spared.
Writer: Grace Brennan
Joke About The World’s Deadliest Spider
Setup: Family find cocoon of world’s deadliest spider, whose bite can give man four-hour erection
Punch Line: The terrifying Daddy Third Leg.
Writer: Emily Rosenberg
Joke About Prince’s Music Catalog
Setup: Prince Takes His Music Catalog Off Of All Streaming Services
Punch Line: Spotify asks to be called “The streaming service formerly known to offer Prince songs.”
Writer: Raymond Santos
Joke About Disney’s Bill Cosby Statue
Setup: Disney removing Bill Cosby statue from Hollywood Studios theme park.
Punch Line: They claimed it was a little too close to the Sleeping Beauty statue.
Writer: Jonathan Morvay
Joke About Erection-Hiding Underwear
Setup: Fashion Designers Create Underwear That’ll Hide Your Erection
Punch Line: They come in sizes large, medium and don’t worry about it.
Writer: Bryce Morganthau
Joke About A Transgender Modeling Agency
Setup: All-Transgender Modeling Agency to Open in L.A.
Punch Line: Their first corporate contract is with Guess jeans.
Writer: Joseph Conklin
Joke About Coffee and Your Brain
Setup: Study: Coffee is good for your brain
Punch Line: Then why doesn’t it tell your brain not to pay $5 for a cup of it?
Writer: Janice Hough
Joke About A Milk Price Protest
Setup: Cows taken into supermarkets for milk price protest
Punch Line: Let’s hope no one decides to protest the price of honey
Writer: Phill Spittle