Joke About Tim Tebow’s Home Run

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Tebow homers in first at bat of minor league debut

Punch Line: But refused to go to first base until he’s married

Writer: Eric Neil Horn

Joe’s analysis of the joke

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Rateye says:

April 12, 2017 at 11:47 am

Was called out kneeling into 2nd base.

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- Joe Toplyn says:
  
  April 13, 2017 at 9:44 am
  
  Nice!
  
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