Setup: Treatment-resistant “Super Lice” found in Texas and 24 other states
Punch Line: Experts Left Scratching Their Heads
Writer: Rich Carucci
Monthly Archives: October 2015
Joke About The Ethiopian Space Program
Setup: Ethiopia launches space program
Punch Line: And you can sponsor one of their astronauts for 60 cents a day.
Writer: MikeO
Joke About The Duggar Family
Setup: The Duggar Family Had a Code Word to Combat Sexual Thoughts
Punch Line: Obviously it didn’t work 19 times.
Writer: Danny Browning
Joke About Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Setup: Johnny Depp Says He Might Take Wife Amber Heard’s Last Name
Punch Line: He might as well since he already wears all her accessories.
Writer: Erica Spera
Joke About Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook
Setup: Miley Cyrus and Comedian Dane Cook Are Hooking Up
Punch Line: He will not have to steal another joke ‘cause he’s dating one.
Writer: Sonja Sofi Savanovic
Joke About Elvis Robbing A Winery
Setup: Police: Masked Man in Elvis Wig Robbed Tasting Room at Winery
Punch Line: Understandably, the locals are all shook up.
Writer: Jay Stone
Joke About Civil War Cannons
Setup: Three Civil War cannons removed from South Carolina River
Punch Line: Their cannons were in the river? No wonder the South lost.
Writer: Maria Wojciechowski
Joke About Astronomer Geoff Marcy
Setup: Astronomer Geoff Marcy is leaving Berkeley in wake of sexual harassment scandal.
Punch Line: Sounds like he was reaching for more than the stars.
Writer: Lina Jane
Joke About Paul Prudhomme
Setup: Paul Prudhomme, Cajun Chef and Inventor of Turducken, Dies
Punch Line: He’s going to be buried in a body-bag inside of a coffin inside of a sarcophagus.
Writer: Jon Valley