January 2016 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Toddler in a Toilet

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Ohio toddler found stuck in toilet while mom shopped at Walmart.

Punch Line: But to be fair, she was shopping for WD-40.

Writer: John Papaioannou

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Jehovah’s Witnesses Selling Worldwide Headquarters in Brooklyn

Punch Line: They have been going around, trying to give the building away but no one will answer their door.

Writer: Collin Batten

Posted on January 12, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Mathematicians found the perfect way to slice pizza equally for sharing.

Punch Line: But still haven’t found a way to get invited to parties.

Writer: Mike Imp

Posted on January 1, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Report Links Peyton Manning and Others to HGH in 2011

Punch Line: Looks to me like it went straight to his forehead.

Writer: Paul Eastman