Setup: Philadelphia police seek robbers with pink gun
Punch Line: Suspects are said to be “armed and fabulous.”
Writer: Jeff Scott
Setup: Philadelphia police seek robbers with pink gun
Punch Line: Suspects are said to be “armed and fabulous.”
Writer: Jeff Scott
Setup: Millennial magazines
Punch Line: Tweeter’s Digest
Writer: Adam Gabel
Setup: Tinder to discontinue service for anyone under 18
Punch Line: They are launching an app for under-aged people called “Kinder.”
Writer: Aryn Corley
Setup: Bad summer camp names
Punch Line: Camp Sandusky
Writer: Jason Holland
Setup: Ironman sets world record after pulling double-decker bus with his hair
Punch Line: The record? “World’s Latest Bus.”
Writer: Melanie Angel