April 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Preventing Hot Car Deaths

Posted on April 24, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Boy Invents Device to Prevent Hot Car Deaths

Punch Line: He calls the device a “Window.”

Writer: Andrew J. Barlow

Posted on April 17, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Humble-brags” about being overworked are the new status symbol, study says.

Punch Line: I was going to post a funny response but my boss wants a 30-page report on his desk by 4 pm.

Writer: Jimmy Luberto

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Tebow homers in first at bat of minor league debut

Punch Line: But refused to go to first base until he’s married

Writer: Eric Neil Horn

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Kim Kardashian Wants Baby №3, But “Doctors Have Told Her No.”

Punch Line: Actually, their words were, “Please, no.”

Writer: Aaron Ring