Setup: Canadian religious leader found guilty of having 25 wives.
Punch Line: In all fairness, that only comes to 19.98 U.S. wives.
Writer: Eileen Budd
Monthly Archives: July 2017
Joke About the New Dr. Who
Setup: First Woman Picked to Play Dr. Who
Punch Line: Rumor has it she’ll spend the first episode trying to explain to everyone that she’s not a nurse.
Writer: Kelsey Farrell
Joke About Fear of Flying
Setup: Overcome Turbulence Fear While Flying, Write Your Name With the Opposite Hand
Punch Line: Fun writing prompt: your last will and testament
Writer: Annie Hill
Joke About a Fidget Spinner
Setup: World’s most expensive fidget spinner on sale for $16,800 USD
Punch Line: It’s a perfect distraction from how much money you’ve spent on it.
Writer: Stephen Ignatious
Joke About a Liberal Wrestling Villain
Setup: There’s Actually a Wrestling Villain Called “The Progressive Liberal”
Punch Line: He bodyslams you and then immediately provides you with free healthcare.
Writer: Mark Kosin