December 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Neil Gorsuch’s Nomination

Posted on December 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Donald Trump Considered Rescinding Neil Gorsuch’s Nomination Because He Wasn’t ‘Loyal.’

Punch Line: He stayed at a Marriott.

Writer: Christopher Scriva

Posted on December 18, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This three-year-old girl never sleeps, and the reason why is extraordinary.

Punch Line: What’s so extraordinary about living next door to Roy Moore?

Writer: Alan Roberts

Posted on December 12, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: World’s first text message sent 25 years ago today

Punch Line: And since the user was on AT&T, it just now arrived.

Writer: Terry Stain

Posted on December 5, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Blue Apron’s CEO is out

Punch Line: They’ll send him his stuff in a box next month.

Writer: Jeff Sawyer