January 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Toys ‘R’ Us

Posted on January 31, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Toys ‘R’ Us Is Closing 180 U.S. Stores

Punch Line: Toys “Were” Us.

Writer: Larry Ryals

Posted on January 23, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: The first film to be shown in Saudi Arabia after a thirty-five year ban is The Emoji Movie.

Punch Line: It’s all a ploy to make Saudis never want to see a movie again.

Writer: Phil Johnson

Posted on January 15, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump Pardoned ‘Sheriff’ Joe Arpaio Announces Arizona Senate Run

Punch Line: For the first time, Joe Arpaio welcomes a race.

Writer: Ross Bucher

Posted on January 9, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Psychologists Explain Why It Feels So Good To Bake For Other People

Punch Line: There’s no greater satisfaction than ruining someone else’s diet.

Writer: Blayr

Posted on January 3, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Cashier, butcher help deliver baby at California market

Punch Line: “I understand these are extraordinary circumstances, Ma’am, but your baby needs to take a number.”

Writer: A.J. Glagolev