May 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About a Touchscreen Watch

Posted on May 29, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This watch turns your arm into a touchscreen

Punch Line: …and your body into a tumor.

Writer: Greg Cartin

Posted on May 21, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Meet ‘Wine Coffee’: Your Two Favorite Beverages Have Finally Been Combined

Punch Line: Finally a way to get drunk and stay awake to regret it.

Writer: Ryan Collins

Posted on May 15, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to Tennessee senior center

Punch Line: Telling Dolly she was making an appearance was the only way they could get her to her new home.

Writer: Diana Saenz

Posted on May 8, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This model was discovered at age 60

Punch Line: They call her Model T.

Writer: Larry Kirschner

Posted on May 4, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump says he’s been too busy to get Melania a birthday present

Punch Line: Too busy to be with Melania is the birthday present.

Writer: S.J. Newman