Setup: Today, July 20, Is the 49th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing
Punch Line: It was one small step for man, one giant leap for conspiracy theorists.
Writer: Anthony Hudacs
Monthly Archives: July 2018
Joke About High-Heeled Crocs
Setup: Yes, There Are Now High-heeled Crocs
Punch Line: Look on their website under guaranteed birth control
Writer: Vinod Chhaproo
Joke About the Bush’s Baked Beans Dog
Setup: “Duke,” A Dog in the Bush’s Baked Beans Commercial, Has Died
Punch Line: In lieu of flowers, his wife Duchess has asked that well-wishers let her sniff their butts.
Writer: Chris C. Davis
Joke About Rite Aid Selling 1,900 Stores
Setup: Rite Aid has sold 1,900 stores to Walgreens.
Punch Line: The purchase receipt was 3 miles long.
Writer: Jerry Krull