August 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About a New Hubble Photo

Posted on August 27, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Hubble just took a brand new photo that will make you feel completely insignificant.

Punch Line: It’s a photo of your older sister being awarded her PhD.

Writer: Melissa McGlensey

Posted on August 22, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Woman who survived bear attack has no hard feelings.

Punch Line: That’s because she’s paralyzed.

Writer: Sarah Smith

Posted on August 13, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Baby Born with Itty, Bitty Tooth…Which a Dentist Promptly Pulled

Punch Line: “It gets worse,” said the family’s Rabbi.

Writer: Taylor Wilson

Posted on August 7, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: A plane crashed in Mexico but everyone on board survived.

Punch Line: Wow. Even Death won’t let them cross over.

Writer: Michael Roy

Posted on August 1, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Kit Kat Trademark Ruling: Candymaker Can’t Own a Shape

Punch Line: The company released a statement saying, “Give me a break.”

Writer: Brady Alland