October 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About the Police and Flatulence

Posted on October 30, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man whose farts ended police interview pleads guilty

Punch Line: He had the right to remain silent…but deadly.

Writer: Matthew Hall

Posted on October 22, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: A naked man was seen swimming in the shark tank at a Toronto aquarium.

Punch Line: Briefly.

Writer: Laura Bruce

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Ronald Reagan Hologram Unveiled At Museum Dedicated To Him

Punch Line: He’s there, but he’s not really all there…just like when he was President.

Writer: Chip Fenwick

Posted on October 11, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Slew of dead rodents found inside local theater

Punch Line: Also found dead in the theater, everyone’s subscription to MoviePass.

Writer: Dave Stolz

Posted on October 8, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: A booby-trapped wheelchair shot an FBI agent at a house rigged to ambush intruders.

Punch Line: Home Alone XXVII: Kevin’s Final Showdown

Writer: Scott Benjamin