Setup: ‘Syphilis is coming to town’ if you have unprotected sex this Christmas
Punch line: Look on the bright side: it’s super easy to regift.
Writer: Dartanion London
Monthly Archives: December 2018
Joke About Bob Barker
Setup: Bob Barker is celebrating his 95th birthday.
Punch Line: Does he stay at 95 or does he risk it all to get 100 and win $10,000?
Writer: Drew Shafer
Joke About a Skeleton in Boots
Setup:
A 500-year-old skeleton still wearing thigh-high boots was found in London’s River Thames.
Punch Line:
How embarrassing…those boots are so 499 seasons ago.
Writer:
Jonathan Flanagan
Joke About Postal Workers and Cocaine
Setup: Postal workers busted delivering cocaine
Punch Line: Everyone grew suspicious when the mail started to come on time.
Writer: Tom Powers