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The joke:

Today the House voted to grant statehood to Washington DC. They also picked a Washington DC state bird. It has a blue left wing, a red right wing, and it just flies around in circles.

How I wrote it:

I gravitated to this news item because the handle “Washington DC” promised me the opportunity to make fun of politicians, which I and many others enjoy. Plus the other handle, “statehood,” has lots of associations that can be used to write punch lines.

For my first attempt I used my Punch Line Maker #3, asking the question, “What would be the state bird of Washington DC?”

To answer that question, I brainstormed names of birds that I could link to an association of Washington DC like “do-nothing politicians” or “crooked windbags.”

To help myself brainstorm, I did what I often do in these situations and consulted lists online, in this case lists of birds. But other than hacky jokes like “yellow-bellied booby,” I couldn’t come up with any names I could use to link birds and politicians.

So next I tried to think of names of state flowers that I could link to some mocking association of politicians, or the name of a state food. But I had no luck.

Finally I considered other characteristics of a bird that I could link to politicians. I had the elements of my punch line once I realized that birds and politicians could be linked via the associations “wings,” “red and blue,” and “go around in circles.”

My punch line has three elements because I employed my Joke Maximizer #10–Use the Rule of Three.

Writing political jokes is trickier than writing jokes about non-political topics. How do you write political comedy when a large segment of your audience might boo you instead of laughing?

A miscalculated political joke can split your audience in two.

Political topics are very tempting for a comedy writer because an audience is likely to care about them, especially in an election year. If an audience cares about the topic of a joke, the joke tends to get a bigger laugh.

Donald Trump shouting

But political issues, personalities, and news stories can be very polarizing.

Hillary Clinton shouting

So how do you write a political joke to maximize audience laughter?

Do what you should do when writing any joke: write punch lines that are true. That is, consider your audience very carefully and only write punch lines that say things that most of your audience would agree with.

For example, this joke would probably get laughs at a Hillary Clinton fundraiser:

But at a Donald Trump fundraiser, the same joke would probably get muttered complaints.

Trump University sign On a comedy/talk show on a broadcast network, that joke would probably split the audience. That’s because any general audience probably includes a lot of Trump supporters who wouldn’t agree that Trump University was a scam.

So if you’re aiming for mass appeal, write punch lines that pretty much everybody will accept as true whatever their political leanings.

Hillary Clinton's pantsuits That doesn’t mean you should only write easy, hacky jokes about overused associations like Hillary’s pantsuits…

Donald Trump's hair

…and Trump’s hair.

Instead, build your jokes around fresh associations that almost all of your intended audience will still accept as true.

For example, this joke would probably make a general audience laugh.

Hillary Clinton and her Blackberry Yes, that joke is about Hillary. But it doesn’t say anything negative about her personally. It only says that her sending emails using her personal Blackberries has caused political problems for her. And that’s hard for even her supporters to dispute.

To decide whether a general audience will accept some association of a topic as true, absorb a lot of news and commentary from across the political spectrum. If both left-leaning and right-leaning media outlets are saying the same thing about someone or something, your punch line can, too.

Of course, a few members of a general audience would probably be offended by the mere fact that you wrote a joke about Hillary. To keep those people on your side, make your next joke about Trump.

Here’s a Trump joke that’s unlikely to split a general audience:

Comedy craftspeople may notice that I wrote that last joke using my Punch Line Maker #1: Link two associations of the topic.

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For more about my six Punch Line Makers, get my book Comedy Writing for Late-Night TV.

Joe Toplyn

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