March 2016 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Heroin in Man’s Stomach

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Surgeons remove 27 bags of heroin from man’s stomach

Punch Line: Which nearly covered his co-pay.

Writer: T Paradocsfickle

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: [Photo shows white-trashy woman holding her hand up.] Woman gives Nazi salute at Trump rally

Punch Line: No – someone had just asked her how high the ceilings are in her mobile home

Writer: Kari Strong

Posted on March 17, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Today is “Panic Day.”

Punch Line: SHIT I FORGOT!

Writer: Kyle Peterson