February 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Mislabeled Kale

Posted on February 28, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Kale recalled in 34 states after being mislabeled

Punch Line: It was mislabeled as being edible.

Writer: Jeremiah Ortega

Posted on February 20, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Miami could be underwater in your kid’s lifetime as sea level rise accelerates.

Punch Line: In related news, it looks like Pitbull is going to end up being a rescue.

Writer: Justin Wood

Posted on February 12, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Nancy Pelosi Sets Congressional Record with 8 Hour Immigration Speech

Punch Line: She’s the first member of Congress to ever work 8 hours.

Writer: Ronald Carroll

Posted on February 7, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: F1 to end long-standing practice of using ‘grid girls’

Punch Line: “F-1” is… what most men would like to do to the Grid Girls.

Writer: Citizen Blaine