September 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Cathay Pacific

Posted on September 25, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Photo of an airliner with “Cathay Paciic” painted on the side.

Punch Line: Someone had no more “F”s to give.

Writer: Joel Bergen

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Lunch ladies charged in half-million dollar scam

Punch Line: I knew $5,000 was too much for tater tots.

Writer: Nathan Cowley

Posted on September 11, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Amazon is now worth $1,000,000,000,000.

Punch Line: Or from $500,000,000,000 used — click to see all buying options.

Writer: Chris Ballard

Posted on September 5, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: EasyJet mass brawl ‘after woman gets breasts out’ and ‘gives lads lap dances’

Punch Line: Or maybe she was just trying to squeeze back into her window seat.

Writer: Leonie Rachel