Amazon Archives - Joe Toplyn

Yesterday President Trump had a Halloween celebration on the South Lawn for hundreds of kids in costumes. Observers say it was the weirdest sight: people at the White House wearing masks?!

Joe Toplyn 9 hours ago

This joke about "murder hornets"...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3opNNFg

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Because of the coronavirus, this year the Westminster dog show is being moved out of Madison Square Garden. And to protect them when they socialize, all the dogs will wear masks on their butts.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Bug hunters in Washington state found the first ever Asian giant "murder hornets" nest in the U.S. They said the nest used to have bees living in it. It was an Air-bee-n-bee.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Because of the coronavirus, Santa Claus won't be greeting kids at Macy's in New York City this year. Instead, Dr. Anthony Fauci will be there, testing some kids, checking them twice, gonna find out who's Infected and Nice.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Dutch scientists have discovered what could possibly be a new organ in the human body. The scientists say they discovered the organ when they noticed Jeffrey Toobin rubbing it.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

The Commission on Presidential Debates is going to turn off the candidates' microphones during parts of the final debate. And as a public service, they'll also turn off the video during any Zoom calls with Jeffrey Toobin.