Setup: Smoking Weed Might Be Drying Up Your Vagina
Punch line: I think you might be smoking it wrong.
Writer: Phil Smith
Monthly Archives: January 2019
Joke About an AeroMexico Discount
Setup: AeroMexico is offering discounts on flights to Americans who can prove that they have Mexican DNA.
Punch line: They’re calling it the Señor Citizen discount.
Writer: Alexandria McCale
Joke About a Tinder Date
Setup: Man’s Tinder chat takes odd turn when date reveals she’s in hospital having baby
Punch line: Well at least he knows 100% that she definitely puts out.
Writer: Lisa Hernandez
Joke About Ocasio-Cortez
Setup: Ocasio-Cortez slams McCaskill for referring to her as ‘shiny object’ and ‘thing’
Punch line: To be fair though, I’ve also started calling my metallic vibrator “Congresswoman-elect Ocasio-Cortez.”
Writer: Joy Mamey
Joke About a Trip to Antarctica
Setup: American man first to solo across Antarctica unaided
Punch line: Some people will do ANYTHING to avoid family during the holidays
Writer: Steve Stevens