Setup: Johnny Depp asks: “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?”
Punch Line: I’m not sure but I do know the last time an actor assassinated the role of Willy Wonka.
Writer: Eric Eldridge
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Joke About the President of Uber
Setup: Uber president Jeff Jones steps down
Punch Line: Their next president is 8 minutes away in a blue Nissan.
Writer: Gary Anthony