Setup: Ohio police seek bald man in $800 Rogaine theft
Punch Line: Maybe they shouldn’t be seeking a bald man.
Writer: Kent Graham
Monthly Archives: February 2016
Joke About Bernie Sanders Dating Site
Setup: Berning Love: New dating site launches for Sanders supporters
Punch Line: You can only swipe left.
Writer: David Weiss
Joke About a Clown Jailed for DUI
Setup: Clown jailed on DUI charge
Punch Line: In his defense it’s hard to walk a straight line in those big floppy shoes.
Writer: Dan LaMorte
Joke About a Woman on a Pole
Setup: Woman touring fire station injured sliding down pole
Punch Line: She was compensated in $1 bills.
Writer: Gordon McNiff
Joke About 10-Year-Old Drug Dealer
A 10-year-old brought a gun to school for protection during a drug deal. School officials were upset, but did say the student is buying drugs at a high school level.
Writer: Chris Zalis