Setup: Kim Jong-un has ordered flight attendants to wear shorter skirts to boost tourism.
Punch Line: Now all they need is an airplane.
Writer: Kevin Cusumano
Monthly Archives: January 2017
Joke About Celebrities at the Inauguration
Setup: Trump to Ainsley Earhardt: “I Don’t Want Celebs at Inauguration, I Want the People”
Punch Line: “Then do I have the band for you!” said the manager of 3 Doors Down.
Writer: Matt Neimark
Joke About Penthouse and the Trump Tapes
Setup: Penthouse Offers $1 Million for Compromising Trump Tapes
Punch Line: If they publish them, it will be the first time ever anyone believed you bought Penthouse just for the articles.
Writer: John Corcoran Jr.
Joke About Woman Eating Sand
Setup: 78-Year-Old Indian Woman Says Eating Sand is Key to Her Good Health
Punch Line: It would explain her hourglass figure.
Writer: Mark Schulte
Joke About KFC Employee Selling Porn
Setup: Sexy KFC Employee Quits Job to Sell Porn on the Internet
Punch Line: So she’s still selling breasts and thighs!
Writer: Les Izmohr