March 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About the President of Uber

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Uber president Jeff Jones steps down

Punch Line: Their next president is 8 minutes away in a blue Nissan.

Writer: Gary Anthony

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Report: Trump’s 2005 Taxes Revealed

Punch Line: I can’t believe he claimed every illegal immigrant as a dependent.

Writer: Ben E. Bram

Posted on March 13, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: How to Relax in Five Minutes

Punch Line: Try not to focus on the fact you only have five minutes.

Writer: Madison Gerrell

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Brazilian scientists bake bread out of cockroach flour

Punch Line: The bread rises faster when you turn the lights on.

Writer: Willie Robinson