June 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Johnny Depp and Trump

Posted on June 28, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Johnny Depp asks: “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?”

Punch Line: I’m not sure but I do know the last time an actor assassinated the role of Willy Wonka.

Writer: Eric Eldridge

Posted on June 20, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Bat-Signal to Light Up L.A. in Tribute to Adam West

Punch Line: They’re hoping it doesn’t attract Ben Affleck.

Writer: Mark Turcotte

Posted on June 16, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to be drained after 80 ducks are found dead.

Punch Line: On the bright side, take away the reflection and it’s only like 40 ducks.

Writer: Joe Marchi

Posted on June 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI in Jupiter, Florida

Punch Line: Now he’s earned himself an orange jacket.

Writer: Matt Sohl