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Category Archives: Joke Writing Workshop

Four-time Emmy winner Joe Toplyn shows how the writing techniques in his book apply to some jokes about current events.

Joke About Nude Photo of Teacher

Posted on May 8, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: 2 students accused of distributing nude photo of teacher

Punch Line: She gave them 2 D’s

Writer: Lee O. Valentin

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: nude photo, teacher |

Joke About Cellphones and Tumors

Posted on May 1, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Italian court finds link between cellphone use and tumor

Punch Line: But the good news is, the tumor gets great reception.

Writer: Niki Galiano

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: cellphone, tumor |

Joke About Preventing Hot Car Deaths

Posted on April 24, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Boy Invents Device to Prevent Hot Car Deaths

Punch Line: He calls the device a “Window.”

Writer: Andrew J. Barlow

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: hot car death |

Joke About Humble-Brags

Posted on April 17, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: “Humble-brags” about being overworked are the new status symbol, study says.

Punch Line: I was going to post a funny response but my boss wants a 30-page report on his desk by 4 pm.

Writer: Jimmy Luberto

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: humble-brag, overwork, status symbol |

Joke About Tim Tebow’s Home Run

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Tebow homers in first at bat of minor league debut

Punch Line: But refused to go to first base until he’s married

Writer: Eric Neil Horn

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: home run, Tebow | 2 Comments |

Joke About Kim Kardashian’s Baby No. 3

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Kim Kardashian Wants Baby №3, But “Doctors Have Told Her No.”

Punch Line: Actually, their words were, “Please, no.”

Writer: Aaron Ring

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: baby, Kim Kardashian |

Joke About the President of Uber

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Uber president Jeff Jones steps down

Punch Line: Their next president is 8 minutes away in a blue Nissan.

Writer: Gary Anthony

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Jeff Jones, president, Uber |

Joke About Trump’s Taxes

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Report: Trump’s 2005 Taxes Revealed

Punch Line: I can’t believe he claimed every illegal immigrant as a dependent.

Writer: Ben E. Bram

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 2005, taxes, Trump |

Joke About How to Relax

Posted on March 13, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: How to Relax in Five Minutes

Punch Line: Try not to focus on the fact you only have five minutes.

Writer: Madison Gerrell

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: how to relax, relax |

Joke About Cockroach Bread

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Brazilian scientists bake bread out of cockroach flour

Punch Line: The bread rises faster when you turn the lights on.

Writer: Willie Robinson

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Brazil, bread, cockroach |
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USER: A Florida woman was arrested for damaging two properties rented through Airbnb by urinating on objects and then posting videos online.
WITSCRIPT: So basically, she turned Airbnb into Air Pee and See.

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USER: A Florida woman was arrested for damaging two properties rented through Airbnb by urinating on objects and then posting videos online.
WITSCRIPT: Police say she’s now available for short‑term rentals under "heated pool optional."

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USER: Why was chocolate candy so expensive this Easter?
WITSCRIPT: Because the Easter Bunny outsourced to Willy Wonka’s unionized Oompa-Loompas.

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4 Apr

USER: According to new research, astronomers may have discovered a new type of planet beyond our solar system.
WITSCRIPT: Apparently it’s just Pluto with a fake ID.

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