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Four-time Emmy winner Joe Toplyn shows how the writing techniques in his book apply to some jokes about current events.

Joke About Rogaine Theft

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Ohio police seek bald man in $800 Rogaine theft

Punch Line: Maybe they shouldn’t be seeking a bald man.

Writer: Kent Graham

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: bald, Rogaine, theft |

Joke About Bernie Sanders Dating Site

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Berning Love: New dating site launches for Sanders supporters

Punch Line: You can only swipe left.

Writer: David Weiss

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Bernie Sanders, dating site |

Joke About a Clown Jailed for DUI

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Clown jailed on DUI charge

Punch Line: In his defense it’s hard to walk a straight line in those big floppy shoes.

Writer: Dan LaMorte

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: clown, DUI | 2 Comments |

Joke About a Woman on a Pole

Posted on February 8, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Woman touring fire station injured sliding down pole

Punch Line: She was compensated in $1 bills.

Writer: Gordon McNiff

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: fire station pole |

Joke About 10-Year-Old Drug Dealer

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

A 10-year-old brought a gun to school for protection during a drug deal. School officials were upset, but did say the student is buying drugs at a high school level.

Writer: Chris Zalis

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 10-year-old, drug dealer, gun |

Joke About a Toddler in a Toilet

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Ohio toddler found stuck in toilet while mom shopped at Walmart.

Punch Line: But to be fair, she was shopping for WD-40.

Writer: John Papaioannou

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: toddler, toilet, Walmart |

Joke About Jehovah’s Witnesses Headquarters

Posted on January 18, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Jehovah’s Witnesses Selling Worldwide Headquarters in Brooklyn

Punch Line: They have been going around, trying to give the building away but no one will answer their door.

Writer: Collin Batten

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Brooklyn, Jehovah's Witnesses headquarters |

Joke About Mathematical Pizza Slicing

Posted on January 12, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Mathematicians found the perfect way to slice pizza equally for sharing.

Punch Line: But still haven’t found a way to get invited to parties.

Writer: Mike Imp

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: mathematician, pizza, slice |

Joke About Peyton Manning and HGH

Posted on January 1, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Report Links Peyton Manning and Others to HGH in 2011

Punch Line: Looks to me like it went straight to his forehead.

Writer: Paul Eastman

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: HGH, Peyton Manning | 1 Comment |

Joke About Walmart Testing Drones

Posted on December 7, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Walmart is looking to test drones for home delivery and pickup.

Punch Line: They’ll do anything to keep Walmart customers out of Walmart.

Writer: Ben Capraro

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: drone, Walmart |
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