Setup: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin Take a Shot at Trump at the Emmys
Punch Line: Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9’s to 5’s. Sad!
Writer: Robb
Monthly Archives: September 2017
Joke About Hillary Clinton’s New Book
Setup: One-star reviews of Hillary Clinton’s “What Happened” disappear on Amazon
Punch Line: They’re not missing. They’re just displayed on a private server.
Writer: Antoinette Scherer
Joke About the “Doomsday Clock”
Setup: “Doomsday clock” scientists use to predict disaster scarily close to midnight
Punch Line: Don’t fret, in the fall you set back your disaster clocks a disaster hour.
Writer: Charlie Currie
Joke About Dog Biscuits for Lunch
Setup: Mum accidentally fed her kids pet food after she filled their school lunch box with dog biscuits.
Punch Line: That was for lunch. For dinner they ate their homework.
Writer: Sam Gregory