March 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About an Attack on McDonald’s

Posted on March 26, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man Attacks Golden Arches at McDonald’s say Police

Punch Line: Authorities charged him with a McDemeanor.

Writer: Seamus Kirst

Posted on March 19, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This Dog Couldn’t Close His Mouth, So He Got Braces

Punch Line: Finally, a situation where a dog’s bite was literally worse than his bark.

Writer: Brett Anders

Posted on March 14, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Amid stories of Trump’s alleged past sexual activity, admin focuses on abstinence-only education

Punch Line: This abstinence presentation contains graphic photos of Trump having sex and is proven 100% effective.

Writer: Catt Crawford

Posted on March 5, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: A ‘9 to 5’ Remake with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton Might Happen

Punch Line: It will be called “Working to 95”.

Writer: Ruben Anthony