Tag: social distancing
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Joke About the Bubonic Plague
The joke: Over the weekend, health officials reported a case of possible bubonic plague in Inner Mongolia. So crowds of people from Lake of the Ozarks immediately flew there to have a pool party. How I wrote it: This news item drew my attention because I thought there might be a joke that makes a…
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Joke About That Ozarks Pool Party
The joke: Missouri health officials told the people at that crowded Ozarks pool party to self-quarantine for 14 days. Partiers responded by socially isolating the middle finger of one hand from their other fingers. How I wrote it: This news story was covered widely so I thought it would be a good topic for a…
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Joke About a Gym on Lockdown
The joke: A Pennsylvania gym reopened during the state’s lockdown and received four citations. Actually the gym received a high-intensity set of two citations, then had a one-minute cool down, then received another set of two citations. How I wrote it: This news item drew my attention because it’s about a huge story, the coronavirus…
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Joke About Johnson & Johnson
The joke:Today health products maker Johnson & Johnson said it’s racing to develop a coronavirus vaccine. Also, because of social distancing, it changed its name to Johnson…………&…………Johnson. How I wrote it:This news item attracted my attention because Johnson & Johnson makes a lot of consumer products that I thought could be linked to some coronavirus…