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Tag Archives: Trump

Joke About Trump and Wine Day

Posted on May 27, 2019 by Joe Toplyn

The joke:

Today is National Wine Day. To mark the occasion, congressional Democrats sent over to President Trump a Subpoena Grigio.

How I wrote it:

The topic caught my eye because the handle “wine” has a lot of associations that can be used to create punch lines.

The other possible handle in the topic is something like “holiday.” But my instincts told me that it might be more fun to link the topic to pop culture, the technique that I call Punch Line Maker #2. Because President Trump seems to dominate the news, I tried to write a political joke.

The handle “wine” is associated with all the various types of wines. I ran through the types in my head and landed on “pinot grigio.” The Democrats have been issuing a lot of subpoenas to the Trump administration, so I decided to construct a wordplay punch line connecting “subpoena” and “pinot grigio.”

How to make the joke clear in print form was little tricky. “Subpinot grigio” and “subpoenot grigio” seemed potentially confusing to readers. But I thought “subpoena grigio” would work well because “grigio” makes the connection to wine obvious all by itself without having to explicitly include any part of “pinot.”

I try to write political jokes that are unlikely to split a mass audience, like this joke. Whatever you think of the Democrats and their subpoenas, everybody can agree that they’ve been issuing a lot of them, of all different types.

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: National Wine Day, subpoena, Trump, wine |

Joke About Trump and Mother’s Day

Posted on May 13, 2019 by Joe Toplyn

The joke:

It’s Mother’s Day. But President Trump told Melania he couldn’t give her a card because the IRS is auditing it.

How I wrote it:

The topic of Mother’s Day drew my focus because holidays tend to have lots of associations that can be used to create punch lines.

To write this joke I used my Punch Line Maker #2: Link the topic to pop culture. The handle “Mother’s Day” is associated with, among other things, “giving a greeting card,” which has the sub-association of “giving a document.”

So I turned to pop culture and brainstormed situations where a celebrity is involved in giving a document. President Trump is much in the news for refusing to hand over his tax returns to Congress, so I decided to base my punch line on that.

But writing the joke like this wouldn’t have made sense: “It’s Mother’s Day. But President Trump is refusing to hand over his Mother’s Day card to Congress.” Trump would give his Mother’s Day card to Melania, not to Congress. And the logic of the joke requires Trump to not give Melania the card.

So I added a reason, based on Trump’s statements about his tax returns, why he might not give Melania a card, arriving at the final version: “But President Trump told Melania he couldn’t give her a card because the IRS is auditing it.”

My Joke Maximizer #4 is “Make everything clear.” This joke shows how to put that into practice as you compose the wording of your angle and punch line.

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: IRS, Melania, tax returns, Trump |

Joke About Trump’s Super Bowl Ring

Posted on June 18, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump hasn’t disclosed 5.1-karat Super Bowl ring gifted by Patriots

Punch Line: He claims no wrongdoing, citing the Patriot Act.

Writer: Hannah Spirrison

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Patriots, ring, Super Bowl, Trump |

Joke About Trump Attacking Amazon

Posted on April 4, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump Attacks Amazon, Saying It Does Not Pay Enough Taxes

Punch Line: And if Donald Trump knows anything about anything, it’s about not paying enough taxes.

Writer: Nicholas Zike

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Amazon, taxes, Trump |

Joke About Abstinence-Only Education

Posted on March 14, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Amid stories of Trump’s alleged past sexual activity, admin focuses on abstinence-only education

Punch Line: This abstinence presentation contains graphic photos of Trump having sex and is proven 100% effective.

Writer: Catt Crawford

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: abstinence, abstinence-only education, Trump |

Joke About Trump and Dolly Parton

Posted on September 26, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin Take a Shot at Trump at the Emmys

Punch Line: Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9’s to 5’s. Sad!

Writer: Robb

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 9 to 5, Dolly Parton, Emmys, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Nine to Five, Trump |

Joke About Johnny Depp and Trump

Posted on June 28, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Johnny Depp asks: “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?”

Punch Line: I’m not sure but I do know the last time an actor assassinated the role of Willy Wonka.

Writer: Eric Eldridge

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: assassinate, Johnny Depp, president, Trump |

Joke About Trump’s Taxes

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Report: Trump’s 2005 Taxes Revealed

Punch Line: I can’t believe he claimed every illegal immigrant as a dependent.

Writer: Ben E. Bram

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 2005, taxes, Trump |

Joke About Celebrities at the Inauguration

Posted on January 24, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump to Ainsley Earhardt: “I Don’t Want Celebs at Inauguration, I Want the People”

Punch Line: “Then do I have the band for you!” said the manager of 3 Doors Down.

Writer: Matt Neimark

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 3 Doors Down, Ainsley Earhardt, celebrities, celebs, inauguration, Trump | 4 Comments |

Joke About Trump’s Debate Microphone

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump Claims He Lost Debate; Blames His Microphone

Punch Line: He was correct in blaming his microphone. It picked up everything that he said.

Writer: Paolo Busignani

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: debate, microphone, Trump |
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